What a Great Time the Past Was...

Dominic Molgaard
Oct 17, 2018
3 min read

Back so soon, you ask?

Lemme put it in Spanish for ya:

Si.

So this time, unlike the recent few, I actually have something that I know I want to write about. And that is: The Past. Technically everything we've ever experienced, and everything else too, is the past. One second into the future, is the past, because by the time you've thought about how far into the future one second is, it's passed and become the past.

O.o

Weird right?

I don't know really where you draw the line on that, but the point is, we've never experienced the future, and the present is way too hard to pin down or identify, so we're just gonna say that everything is the past. Just for times sake. *ba dum tss* Corny puns. You want 'em, I got 'em. Contact your local dealer.

You could've just skipped all that..

So I actually really love the 2000-20010-ish era of time. Why? I was growing up around that time. That was my childhood. Plus, they had WAY better music than most of what we have right now. I'd rather listen to some good ol' Sum 41 or Avril Lavigne than Five Seconds of Summer or Arianna Grande. I'd rather listen to Eminem than Lil Yachty too. Because, lets face it, todays mumble rap, and rap in general, is a whole bunch of pointless lyrics. i.e:

"Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!), Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)"

That being said, Eminem still does cuss the paint off the walls, but his songs were about actual problems. i.e:

"Just know that I grow colder the older I grow, this boulder on my shoulder gets heavy and harder to hold, and this load is like the weight of the world and I think my neck is breakin', should I just give up or try to live up to these expectations?"

That being said, I did actually pick a chunk that didn't have swearing, but not the point lol

So that wasn't the main point of this blogging-session by the way.

I had recently rediscovered a blog that my mother had tried to kick-start back in the day for our little, well maybe not so little actually, homeschooling family, and MAN are all of the pictures great. I have so much blackmail.

I know that we're supposed to be happy it happened, and not sad that it's over, but man am I torn between those two options... We were a lit family before lit was even a word. If anybody in my family is reading this right now, know that I love you more than life in itself. Never forget that.

Moving on for another quick moment before I wrap this up, those of you that know me, know that I'm not a typical human being. I'm not an alien or anything lol. Don't worry. Nah, you see, I'm just extroverted. But it's more than that, because like, I'm not typically afraid of being embarrassed, or doing random weird things. I just kind of do what I want, not caring in the slightest what anybody else on this earth thinks. Because think about it. If you're only go to be here for like, 90 years, wait pause. You actually don't know how long you'll be here.. You could die tomorrow, and you'd never see it coming.

My point exactly.

You never know when you're going to die, so why worry about what's going through the random old dudes head when you're singing the Veggietales theme song at the top of your lungs in the Meijer parking lot? Enjoy life. Make the most out of it.

So, the overly deep theme for this post is: